July 2010

MisfitPsycles: LIESNSHITE

• Listen to the Voices May 11, 2013
  Assume for a moment that we all hear ‘voices’. Assume again that those ‘voices’ are merely an internal manifestation of the contrasting extremes of our individual subconscious. Assume furthermore that, for the most part, these ‘voices’ are balanced in accordance with our (individual) perception of right and wrong, good and bad. And then, let us […]
• About that Time May 9, 2013
  Been a little while and long time in between things that (I felt) needed to be said. Obviously, that hasn’t stopped things from happening, nor has it stopped opinions against those things from being concluded. It’s simply that the resultant bi-product (faux intellectual pseudo hostility) wasn’t worth the effort (necessary) to spout it at you. […]
• Have Your People Call My People April 5, 2013
  After much adieu (which is French for nothing in this case), letters of note have been sent to the finalists in the Misfit Psycles Influencer Initiative. Each applicant considered should have received an email with instructions for their personal discount code and some other rambling garbage I had on my mind at the time. What was NOT […]
• It’s Not About the Bike. It’s the Fucking Bikers. March 23, 2013
  On some day, some days ago, I pledged unto myself that I would ride all of the three weekend days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I can hear the collective rumble…so fucking what…but on this you’ll have to understand, it’s more than that. Winter, as I may have mentioned, is not cooperating. Winter, is still here…and while winter […]
• Winter Can Fuck Off March 22, 2013
  There are only three things more annoying than winter(s) in Southern Ontario*. People that enjoy winter. Fat Bikers talking about Fat Bikes. People complaining about winter during winter. Contrary to meteorological opinion, it is no longer winter. I have budgeted for an ultra-endurance weekend. That is, riding all and both Saturday and Sunday. Unless it snow […]
• Shut Up and (Let Them) Ride March 14, 2013
  It is no Victoria’s Secret that Misfit Psycles is pretty much prepared to oppose any-thing of any-sort so long as it happens to be organized in a manner that intends to impose itself in place of any more voluntary action. Optional good. Mandatory bad. I am no freedoms expert, but, I do believe that choice […]
• Cover Me March 13, 2013
  In an (n)ever going attempt to keep the neon lights alit, Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce product and promotional expansion: Ghetto Cozies: BUY NOW. Genuine, custom, disposable, one-of-any-kind beer and spirit (or other barbiturate) concealers. Available exclusively at www.psyclestore.com, each and every Ghetto Cozy is hand drawn by hand exclusively fo […]
• ALC-B diSSent Frame Sale March 8, 2013
  How’s about this… NEW diSSent ALC-B frames, 650$ plus shipping. In-stock (that is sizes and colours) ONLY. Sorry folks, discount does NOT apply to NEW diSSent ALC (chain only) frames. That works out to 225 off SRP. Dealer? Appropriate dealer discounts available to match…but you have to email your orders…still…because… BUY NOW: http://goo.gl/T1h7l […]
• The Breck Epic is going to be Huge March 4, 2013
  If you happen to follow FacePsycles, you’ve probably and already seen a super-self-indulgent poster project that I intend to be forcing on this years BreckEpic. So, and this is just a biased insistance, register already. Furthermore. If I was to do a poster for TRANS-SYLVANIA as well, something undead and booby maybe, I could possibly afford to go there [... […]
• It All Makes for an Imperfect Sense February 28, 2013
  I hate winter. I really really fucking hate winter. Not in the seasonal sense. I know that I love winter in California. I am not wintering in California. Obviously such an impotent and irrational hatred cannot go unfocused. It must, else consume on the hater, manifest itself onto something. Anything. Idealistically a someanything deemed to […]

PsycleStore: NEWS

• FAT BIKE LIKE DISSENT ALC February 17, 2013
  Misfit Psycles is pleased to announce a new and excellent genre of cycling specific frames... The Misfit Psycles diSSent ALC - THICK BIKEFor use with tires up to (and including) the 3" Surly Knard. The THICK BIKE is an all-season, any-reason bike that provides only the best advantages of a snow/moon bike and all of the advantages of the greatest 29er mo […]
• SCREW 2012 SALE January 1, 2013
  Here's to starting a-new and a-better in 2013! Coupon code: SCREW2012 This is a once-upon-a-lifetime cosmic opportunity to save an instant 20.13% on your entire purchase. This YEAR ON discount includes the 2013 diSSent ALC, the diSSent ALC Belt and even the Custom Walz Cap Collection. Fine Print:  Not applicable to orders placed prior to January 1 2013 […]
• HOLIDAY HOURS - 2012 December 24, 2012
  Mostly and totally unavailable from December 24 1700 until January 3 0900. If you are hoping to pick up a last minute gift might we suggest a GIFT CERTIFICATE.  Delivery is instant and the recipient will ALWAYS get what they want. If you got something else...not from PSYCLESTORE...maybe you like it, maybe you don't...might we suggest that you demand an […]
• HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES November 24, 2012
  If you are planning to buy something for a certain someone you probably need to make sure it arrives on time…we have about 4 weeks. Shipping Deadlines: Canada (Parcel – standard on all items except frames) December 14Canada (Express – standard on frames or as an upgraded service) December 17 USA (Parcel – airmail standard shipping on all items except frames) […]
• PROMOTIONAL STICKERS October 25, 2012
  There are Corporations that throw about all willy and nilly stickers to be stuck stating YOUR appreciation for a brand that you won't even spend two dollars on. How disgenuine they make you look.If I was you, sticking (free) stickers, I'd be offended!  At Corporate Psycles we see the flaw in this kind of monkey stick business. At Corporate Psycles […]
• ALC Sale Ends September 27, 2012
  The LIMITED INVENTORY/PRE-PURCHASE Sale price (650$) on the diSSent ALC comes to an end(s) Tuesday October 2. Next batch has now completed paint and has begun the final prep for shipment. All orders placed prior to the October 2 deadline will enjoy a 100$ savings...those on or after...not so much.That said, 750$ is still a fabulous price for a domestic singl […]
• diSSent AL Production and Pre-Order August 24, 2012
  If you DID pre-purchase an AL frame you will be recieving an offer of substitution by midnight Friday August 24, 2012.  The AL (imported) batch scheduled for August 2012 was rejected and discontinued (prior to paint). We understand that this decision adversely impacted a large number of pre-order customers and our fall (season) inventory. The former was addr […]
• BRECK EPIC COMPLETE BIKE SALE August 1, 2012
  August 12-17 is the glorious BRECK EPIC.Of course you should register. In the event that you are registered or if you'll be in the BRECKENRIDGE AREA on the 17th, you may wish to consider this exclusive once-in-a-time opportunity... The PURCHASE of our Corporate Psycles BRECKBIKE.  Details will continue to unravel on LIESNSHITE but ALL (respectable) offe […]
• PSYCLESTORE - Shipping Resumption July 23, 2012
  Just like that and so on.The vacation to end all vacations has ended.  Shipping shall resume per the norm.Orders placed from July 12-21 will ship within the next 48 hours. New orders placed will ship within 48-72 with further delays unlikely.   Regards,The Management.  […]
• PSYCLESTORE - Summer Vacation July 6, 2012
  Thank you for your continued interest in purchasing our novelty items and single speed trinkets. If not for your well spent monies, the Misfit Psycles Corporation would not be able to ill-direct dozens of thousands on multiple corporate retreats and socks.In fairness, neither the Corporation nor it's principle can afford such indulgence.Fortunately we a […]

Psyclestore: PRODUCTS

• Clark Brothers Racing Team Jersey April 22, 2013
  From time to timeout and here to there Misfit Psycles is chosen (specifically Bolton Ontario self-made-famous peterkeiller.com) to d..Price: $76.00 […]
• Misfit Psycles Ghetto Cozy March 13, 2013
  Introducing the Misfit Psycles GHETTO COZY. Designed for the subversive on the go, your custom Ghetto Cozy will carefully conceal your lubricant of choice from the very authorities you will certainly someday unseat! Gen..Price: $5.00 […]
• Misfit Psycles Walz Cycling COLLECTION December 21, 2012
  PRE-PURCHASE THE ENTIRE COLLECTION:ORDERS ARE EXPECTED TO SHIP ON/ABOUT FEBRUARY 1To qualify for FREE-SHIPPING orders must be placed PRIOR TO JANUARY 7, 2013. Genuine..Price: $79.98 $66.66 […]
• Misfit Psycles Walz Cycling Cap December 21, 2012
  Genuine and Exclusive Custom Misfit Psycles Cycling Cap by Walz Caps. Designed specifically for the peoples with disposable income demographic, these stylish and comfortable head peices will make about ANYONE look like a real cyclist*. […]
• Misfit Psycles Christmas Chanukah Quanza Bodi Day Poster November 22, 2012
  For all of your Holiday decorating needs.  Misfit Psycles and Ultra-Maximum-Artist […]
• Misfit Psycles Christmas Chanukah Quanza Bodi Day Cards November 15, 2012
  For all of your Personal or Family or Corporate Holiday needs.  Misfit Psycles and Ultra-Maximum-Artist […]
• JoyRide Bozo Sticker October 25, 2012
  JoyRide150 (un)Genuine and (un)Official Promotional Sticker Five Reasons to Purchase this Item: It's a sticker.   It's promotional.   It's official.   It's genuine.   It's a Misfit Psycles. ..Price: $2.00 […]
• JoyRide Krusty Sticker October 25, 2012
  JoyRide150 (un)Genuine and (un)Official Promotional Sticker Five Reasons to Purchase this Item: It's a sticker.   It's promotional.   It's official.   It's genuine.   It's a Misfit Psycles. ..Price: $1.50 […]
• Misfit Psycles Pedal Sticker October 25, 2012
  Misfit Psycles Genuine and Official Promotional Sticker Five Reasons to Purchase this Item: It's a sticker.   It's promotional.   It's official.   It's genuine.   It's a Misfit Psycles. […]
• Misfit Psycles are Dead Sticker October 25, 2012
  Misfit Psycles Genuine and Official Promotional Sticker Five Reasons to Purchase this Item: It's a sticker.   It's promotional.   It's official.   It's genuine.   It's a Misfit Psycles. […]

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